Sometimes, even after thinking things are all clear, shit happens. But the show must go on. That's what I get for sticking 29 inches of the anal serpent up my ass. I try to make it as smooth as possible and move on with the show but I could feel my cheeks turning bright red as I slowly pull out the dirty snake. Luckily the fella on the other end was very nice and didn't say a word. I switch it up to the Redbull can and still had some issues but was able to hide it pretty well all while remaining sexy. This whole day was a crap shoot... quite literally. Enjoy this blooper:)
